is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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