we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you would pick up someone in the library
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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