i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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