my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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