Fuck appropriateness.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
