3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he fucked my hip out of place.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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