just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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