the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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