I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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