I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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