can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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