So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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