He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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