I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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