margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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