plz talk dirty to me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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