Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
