I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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