there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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