Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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