Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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