it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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