Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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