i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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