I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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