so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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