my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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