If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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