He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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