She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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