so explain again why im purple
no
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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