he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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