I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
