This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I didn't notice because vodka
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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