chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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