i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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