I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Randomize
