What a fucking waste of an outfit
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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