I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
