I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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