I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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