so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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