i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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