Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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