Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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