batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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