come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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