Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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