so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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