we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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