when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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