I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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